Judges 4 (revised)

No sooner was Bicknell’s hero Ralph buried did they start doing evil once again. So the Lord gave the Bicknellites to the enslaving hands of Don, Exalted Ruler of the Elks. The man in charge of Don’s army was William. In his charge were 150 tanks, 50 fighter jets, and 700 men. Because William cruelly subjugated the Bicknellites, they cried out to God.Maque was a prophetess who led the Bicknellites and settled disputes among them. She sent for Jordy, the general in charge of the Bicknellite army. She told him, “The Lord, God of Bicknell instructs you to: ‘Go and hide behind the levy along 67 and I will lure William, his tanks, jets, and men along the road. Ambush them and you will have a great victory.’ ” “I’ll only do this if you do this with me,” Jordy said to Maque. “I will go with you,” said Maque. “but you will not have the honor of killing William, since you have not trusted The Lord your God. That honor will be given to a woman.” Maque went with Jordy and he summoned the Bicknellite army. Ben the Westphalian had moved away from the rest of the Westphalians and lived outside of Edwardsport. William found out that Jordy was traveling on 67 and went after him with all his tanks, jets, and men. Maque saw William’s oncoming troops and told Jordy, “Attack! The Lord has left them open and given this victory to you!” All of William’s jets in the sky immediately fell to the ground and exploded. Jordy’s troops moved in. Using a combination of machine gun fire and rocket propelled grenades, Williams troops withered away. William abandoned his tank and ran toward Edwardsport while the remainder of his troops retreated to Pine Bluff. Jordy and the Bicknellite army chased after William's army right up to Pine Bluff. William’s army was completely decimated. But William escaped and went to the house of Nicole, wife of Ben the Westphalian because Westphalia and Pine Bluff were at peace. Nicole invited William in saying, “Come in great general, and don’t be afraid of me.” “May I have a drink?” asked William. Nicole brought him a glass of apple juice and some sandwiches. When he had fallen asleep, Nicole went into the guest bedroom and shot William in the face. Jordy came looking for William and Nicole said to Jordy, “I know where the man you are looking for is. Come in.” Jordy came in and found William lying dead on the bed.On this day God beat Don in front of all the Bicknellites. The force against Don became stronger and stronger until the Bicknellites defeated Don.